THEMES THAT YOU LIKE

exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

(via sexualsamm)

frothyfrothy-loins:

zakdamien:

dragulationcomplete:

yourytsejam:

I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses

He did?!

No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?

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(Source: selbink, via sexualsamm)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via idontcareimaduck)

whoredinarygirl:

if I ugly snapchat you I trust you

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via sexualsamm)

stopholdingontoair:

It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.

(via tyleroakley)

rapewhistled:

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

(via jesuschristvevo)